satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be double sided posters
satan: let there be 3 years since the last update
satan: let there be character urls that haven't been used in 2 years
satan: let there be hiatus
satan: let there be conflicting schedules

c0q:

 Reasons to date me:

1. No one will try and steal me from you.

2. Sometimes I’m funny.

(via lovemysouthernroots)

findtheaudacity:

ribbonbomb:

with me either i am showered with thirty minutes of makeup and hair done or i haven’t changed out of my pajama pants in three days. there is no inbetween

Sadly, this is my life.

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via rebelegendaring)