May 2013
pyreclaws:
prettyinpinkprep:
If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory...
April 2013
poopflow:
blackandwiteroses:
poopflow:
men are from mars
women are from venus
damn im horny
someone hop on this penis
awesome dude!
men are from the inland
women are from the coast
holy shit your comment sucks
get the fuck off of my post
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
poopflow:
poopflow:
i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born
vegay:
spring is when girls start dressing cuter and i get intimidated and annoyed bc i don’t have cute clothes
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
jesussbabymomma:
my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be double sided posters
satan: let there be 3 years since the last update
satan: let there be character urls that haven't been used in 2 years
satan: let there be hiatus
satan: let there be conflicting schedules
c0q:
Reasons to date me:
1. No one will try and steal me from you.
2. Sometimes I’m funny.
findtheaudacity:
ribbonbomb:
with me either i am showered with thirty minutes of makeup and hair done or i haven’t changed out of my pajama pants in three days. there is no inbetween
Sadly, this is my life.
homosassy:
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
commentator11 asked: Sexy
wallflow3rjad3 asked: Sup.
itsryannwithtwons:
let her cry…if the tears fall down like rain let her sing…if it eases all her pain let her go…let her walk right out on me and if the sun comes up tomorrow let her be…let her be
