If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players.
You are the best role model what are you talking about
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men are from mars
women are from venus
damn im horny
someone hop on this penis
awesome dude!
men are from the inland
women are from the coast
holy shit your comment sucks
get the fuck off of my post
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why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
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do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
(via dogsneverhurtme)
i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born
spring is when girls start dressing cuter and i get intimidated and annoyed bc i don’t have cute clothes
(via justasmalltowngirlfromnc)
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
(Source: clavid, via keith-stone-smooth)
my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not
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