thats-slightly-raven:

thats-so-kat:

thats-slightly-raven:

HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED

999? You mean 911?

I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE 

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

henpai:

play with my hair and call me cute

littlepunkwolf13:

yc99fd-girl:

pilot-jones04:

vogue-pussssy:

Don’t be that guy.

x

……he was the lowest kind of man who did that to me. 

He’s gonna get his karma

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.